This totally beats wine from a box.

Classes today were good, except the last one of the day (anatomy lecture). The lecturer was a verrrrrryyyy slllooooooowwww [mature] maaannn whhhoo spoooke verrrrrryy slooooowly and in a very monotone voice.
So we girls forsook our initial plans to migrate to the library this evening in exchange for an impromptu girl's wine night a la St. Kitts.
Since we didn't want to actually go anywhere, but it was too nice an evening to spend drinking in one of our rooms, we decided to smuggle some 'fermented grape juice product' onto the outdoor patio overlooking the ocean that is lovingly called The Wedge (due to it's wedge shape, which is due to it being shoved between two dorm buildings built at odd angles to each other). I say smuggle because it is policy to allow alcoholic beverages to be consumed in one's room only. On a campus of students who are an average of 25 years old. That's sad.
We each brought some snacks and drinking receptacles (ceramic mugs) and had ourselves a lovely relaxing few hours rehashing the unbearable 2 hours in anatomy lecture. The fun stuff, not the learning stuff.

The cheapest Merlot at IGA.....................$18.99EC.

Borrowed bottle opener from beer pong junkies.......$0.00.

Recycled plastic water bottle to smuggle the "juice" in............$0.00

Bag full of goodies for girl's night....................$25EC

Having to pretend you're drinking juice when you're 30 years old........................PRICELESS.

We enjoyed our girl's night of smuggled wine and delectable desserts. It was a nice night out, breezy and warm, with the sound of the ocean just steps from the dorms.
Then I went back to my room, drank some water and spent 4 hours in the study room working on nutrition notes. Ironic, isn't it? Me, in nutrition class. Ha! And yes, despite the 1.5ish glasses of wine I had, I can still tell you verbatim what was in those notes. But don't ask unless you really want to know. I'll give you a hint...it had to do with having more than one stomach, and how you digest your food with them. Yum.
Very tired now, and my left hand is in progress of falling off. Off to bed. Good night kids.