Emotionally charged ramblings from a Student of Life.

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08 October 2009

Crock Pot Goodness

I've been trying my hand at cooking lately.

[insert joke here]

My first meal was a crock pot Beef Stroganoff, which I have to say was simply Amazing. And so incredibly easy! Here's the recipe:
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Beef Stronganoff
Ingredients:

  • 1 lb cubed beef, browned
  • 1 can (10.75oz) condensed Cream of Mushroom soup
  • 1/2 cup chopped onion
  • 1tbs worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 beef broth
  • 4 oz cream cheese, cubed
  • sour cream to taste (start with one heaping spoonful)
  • egg noodles
Directions:
In a slow cooker combine the beef, soup, onion, worcestershire, and beef broth. Cook on low setting for 8 hours or high setting for 4-5 hours. Stir in room temperature cream cheese and sour cream just before serving. Serve over egg noodles.

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I doubled all ingredients because my slow cooker is a 5 quart sized monster. I also was fairly generous with the sour cream because that's how we roll. The doubled ingredients made at least 8 normal-sized servings.

Enjoy!!

02 October 2009

Horse jugular - AKA fishing for a garden hose

Today I got to inject a horse in the jugluar with a sedative so the ferrier could do his job. Having worked with small animals for so long I have loads of experience drawing blood and giving injections - but my largest patient was maybe 120 pounds and he couldn't run me down if he didn't like the tiny prick of the needle. When our professor asked who wanted to do the stick, I jumped at the chance (even though today is Kip's birthday and I probably should have shoved him to the front). A big difference with injecting horses, besides their sheer size, is you have to be careful not to stick the needle in the carotid artery. One way to be sure you have the correct vessel is to hold off on the neck, insert the needle first (without the syringe attached) and then take your hold off the vessels to let the blood flow. If the blood flows slowly and sluggishly, you have the jugular (blood pumped back to the heart via the venous system moves slowly since it is farther from the pump). If the blood is bright red and spurts out, you have hit the carotid artery (blood is pulsing and is more oxygenated). I got the needle in the correct position on my first try, but of course made a complete bloody mess by taking too much time to get the syringe attached. Such is life.

I have to say overall it was a pretty terrifying cool experience. But I'm still sticking with the tiny four-leggeds.....

12 September 2009

Dolphin Discovery

About two weeks before the end of last semester, Dolphin Discovery had a new arrival! Allegria, a 25 year old female bottlenose dolphin gave birth to a gorgeous baby girl!

Since baby dolphins have a tenuous hold on life for the first year or so, and especially in the first month, the students at SMU were called upon to undergo a 'dolphin watch' 24 hours/day, 7 days/week. Basically you monitor the baby and momma's breathing rate, nursing schedule and time spent nursing, how often and how long the baby separates from the momma, and how often the momma and baby swap positions when swimming near the edge of the enclosure (i.e. is the baby between momma and the wall or is momma in the middle). This was my first up close experience with dolphins, and they are every bit as cool as I anticipated.

Kip and I got to know the trainers that day pretty well, and they invited us back the next morning to help out with 're-training' Allegria. She had been kept in solitary confinment for the last few weeks of her pregnancy, and will be kept alone with her baby for the first year. This means it had been weeks since she was used for any dolphin experiences, and the trainers needed to get back in there with people to make sure she didn't lose any of her training. They wanted to use us as 'guests', since we had no training and would act like any other person who had paid for the experience. The baby would be in the water with us as well, but we were told to ignore her and focus on Allegria. Easier said than done! Allegria was very nervous our first time in, since this was the first time so many people had entered her sanctuary . She was very torn between wanting to do what the trainers asked of her (and thus receive her fish!) and trying to keep tabs on her baby at all times. All in all she did very well, and we were asked back the next day to try again.

The second experience was much better for Allegria. She seemed more relaxed with us in the water, and while she was still keeping tabs she performed wonderfully. The baby was also enjoying our presence, and was getting much more curious about who we were and what we were doing. At one point she got too close to the trainer at my left (for Allegria's comfort) and momma went to correct her. Baby darted between the trainer and I with Allegria close behind her. I just lifted up my hands and stood still hoping the baby wouldn't make a sound or something that set momma off!

That day we also got to jump in with the dolphins and perform physical exams, experience a foot-push (see video), dolphin kisses, hand shakes and more!


Kip and Raul performing a physical exam on Cappy


Kip checking out Cappy's mouth. Dolphins have a reduced gag reflex, allowing the trainers to check deep into their mouth for any lacerations or lumps.


Checking out Cappy's belly and sides, looking for any new lumps or lacerations from playing rough with the other dolphins.


Getting a kiss from Esperanza (Cappy's girlfriend)


Shaking hands with Cappy


A few dolphin facts I learned:
  • Life span - Bottlenose dolphins live about 50 years, however there was recently a dolphin in captivity that died at 65 years old.
  • Teeth - They have 100 teeth, and all are permanent teeth. They do not grow "baby teeth" (deciduous teeth) that fall out letting permanent teeth grow in, like dogs and cats. Also the most accurate (and not very nice) way to properly age a dolphin is to pull one of its teeth out and cut it in half lengthwise. The teeth have layers similar to trees and you can count the layers to deterime the age. (this is NOT something they do at Dolphin Discovery!)
  • Gestation - They go into estrus once every 4 months. They do not bleed like other mammals, and the only way to know they are 'in heat' (if you don't monitor on a calendar) is to pay attention to the behavior of the males around the female. The gestation period is about 11 to 12 months.
  • Babies - The baby is born tail first. The mom is supposed to bring the baby up immediately for air, however with Allegria she dove to the bottom with her baby first and it was almost 3 minutes before the baby surfaced! They are born with no teeth, which typically grow in around 6 months of age. The babies nurse for about 3 years, however they begin playing with and eating fish as early as 3 months.
  • Echolocation - Dolphins have their own 'sonar', using high-pitched clicks to determine their location in reference to an object. People often use this as a reason why keeping dolphins in captivity is wrong; however echolocation takes a lot of energy on the dolphin's part and living in captivity reduces the need to use this energy-wasting ability. They do not have to expend so much energy in searching for food or enemies, and can thus live less stressful lives.
  • Sleep - Dolphins are voluntary breathers in that they have to think about breathing. Unlike humans or other mammals, when they sleep a part of their brain always has to be 'awake' to maintain their respiration. They go into sort of a trance-like state, shutting down one side of their brain for a few hours and then switching sides to rest the other side. If you ever see a dolphin just floating the water, not really moving, it is probably sleeping.

Three dolphins napping on the job

08 September 2009

Better than Cock Soup.....it's Dick in a Can!

Tonight we had a going away dinner for one of our classmates Danetra.


[Short version: money's tight, loans are scarce, and Danetra is taking off a semester to look at alternative options.]

When shopping at Kirk's for the dinner, we purchased this interesting item: Heinz "Taste of Home Delightful Spotted Dick Pudding".

This small can of cake-like substance inspired many interesting quotes for the evening:

"I think its time to eat some dick."

"Will someone pull out my dick?"

"Where's the icing on my dick? There's icing in the picture. I want icing on my dick."

"Um, I think my dick needs to be microwaved."

"Maybe your dick oozes the icing after being warmed up?"

"Yup, hot dick tastes much better."

"This dick has a really weird aftertaste."

Saskia who?

I know, I know. It's been like 2 months. I've been remiss.

For a while there, I considered just bagging this whole blogging thing for good. It's not that I don't love you all, or that I've lost my Zest for Life.

It's that my life is pretty. damn. boring.

Of course, once things started picking up again (baby dophins! trips to NY/RI/CT! dick in a can!), I found there was so much I wanted to say and way too little time in which to say it. I contemplated trying to write post-dated posts, accounting my activities in the last two months...but really that would just be cheating.

So I'm planning to do a two three fifteen whatever-it-takes-part post to catch you all up.

I think I'll begin at the end and wind my way back to the beginning, Star Wars style.

Are we excited yet?

11 August 2009

It's finals week and you know what that means.....

Study Study Study

And then Beer.

We decided to celebrate finishing our first semester with a series of events. The first was sliding down the water slide at Margaritaville with Kip's guests Rick and Stacy. This slide is so small as compared to....well, anything in the US....but its ours and its fun. And we can drink beer on it. Even Robin jumped in, despite not having her bathing suit on!

Me

Robin - her speed was hampered by the clothes

Kip

Rick

Paul

Kip taking on the slide

That evening we went to Rackhams Bar & Grill, where you can watch the staff feed the tarpon and later in the evening (after a few shots maybe?) jump off the same railing into the water.



Nice sunset


Our first shot of the night (big hint: everyone still wearing their clothes)


The first jumpers of the evening


Kip evaluating his odds of living through a front flip (he did)


Stacy and I having a Jager infusion before our jump. She was terrified of the tarpon. I wasn't too worried until she swam off with the others and Kip left me to climb out a different way and I found myself in ink-black water hearing the Jaws theme in my head. You betcha I was terrified then.


Post jump shot (notice the lack of clothing - Stacy and I went in our dresses)



At Rackhams we met Eric, a friend of our classmate who owns a boat here and does parasailing tours. He invited us out the next day for a aerial tour of the GC. We met him and Chad (our classmate's husband who works with Eric) at Calico Jacks, and they took us up two at a time for a bird's-eye view. It was ridiculously high (about 400 feet) and honestly I almost lost my mind when they started bringing us back down because it seemed we were falling a lot faster than we should have been. Kip brought his beer up with him, its like his security blanket. We saw the diving wall, and Kip saw a few turtles. The view was simply spectacular.


Kip and I waiting for our turn


Kip getting hooked up


Letting out our sail


Our view as we took off


Off we gooooooo


Kip with a nervous smile and his "blanket"


View from above


The water is so blue!


400 feet in the air!


You can see the water depth change at the sea wall


The boat seems so far away...


SuperVet off to save the day!


It is such a weird feeling sitting in that harness. It feels like if you slip forward or backward to much and you'll fall right out!


Coming in for our landing

After we paid Eric and Chad in beer (a couple of buckets and a nice tip), we stayed at Calicos for some drinks and snorkeling. Kip found a turtle and tried to make friends, but it wasn't too keen on hanging out with him.
We topped out the evening with a nice sushi dinner, a perfect end to a great semester.
Kip's friend Rick took these amazing pictures with his fancy-schmancy camera:


The pier at Kip's place


Widescreen view of Seven Mile Beach


Us at Sunset House having cocktails. Rick used some slow timer thing and it came out awesome!


Seven Mile Beach

Hello Old Friend, its really good to see you once again.

My good friend Kelley from back home asked me on FB the other day why I'm not blogging anymore.

Truth is, I really just haven't had the time/energy/inspiration. I realize this whole 'living on a Caribbean island' thing is supposed to be Awesome and Life Changing. But really, its just school...lots and lots of realllly hard school. Thrown on an island. With pretty water.

Until finals, we really A) didn't go out much and thus B) didn't do anything that warrented a blog entry. That is, unless you really want to know about the 2573rd time I watched Jurassic Park 2.

Finals are over now (yes, made it through with varying shades of 'flying colors') and lots of fun stuff has been experienced that I really really do want to tell you yahoos about - however now I'm just plain tired. So please be patient just a little bit longer....since you all know I am incapable of just slapping a few pics up and loading the videos all oriented the wrong way (so you look like a crooked-headed fool watching them). I promise there will be Awesomeness.

Parasailing.

Baby Dolphins.

Jumping off of decks at restaurants to swim with the Tarpin.

More Dolphins.

Some yummy eats.

Oh. And BABY DOLPHINS.

Are you ready for some Cuteness?! Just let me finish hiring my ghostwriter and I'll start posting away.

04 July 2009

CAUTION: Shoots flaming balls. Do not touch hot wood.

Today is the Fourth of July, which in Grand Cayman means a field trip to Tortuga Liquors and the Grand Harbor bookstore for some illegal in the US fireworks.



One of two Boxes of Fun.


All sorts of crazy in there.


Hobbies & Books.
Where you can buy your crazyass mortor rounds and pick up a toy for your two-year-old all in one stop.

Medi-Mike decided to throw a Super Secret July Fourth party on Seven Mile Beach, so we spent the majority of the afternoon running around getting supplies. We bought way too much beer and liquor (can there ever really be tooooo much?) and a few more pizzas than were necessary. Kip, Robin and I followed Mike to the West end of the island, where he pulled off the road near this little break in the trees that opened up onto the beach. Paul met us out there with his new mini-Pejero jeep, which he promptly drove around on the sand.

Mike had visited the site a few days and before pulled together a nice pile of wood for the bonfire, which of course was missing at this point. So we set off in search of wood for the fire that we were building on top of a suspicious pile of ash left by dirty rotten theives.


Paul 'Bunyan' was our Fire Master

After getting the fire set up and eating some pizza, it was on to the fireworks. The boys decided to empty out all of the mortors into one box for easy access:


Like Christmas morning.



or a Halloween Basket.

The rest of the night was basically spent watching 20 to 30 year old men acting like 5 year olds in a candy store "designing" their own personal fireworks show. If it weren't so damn terrifying, it would have been pretty damn cool.

Alright. It was still pretty damn cool.

Here's some video from the evening, and the rest of the pics:



These are my new freebie Heinekin flips. But wait to get excited:



How Awesome is that?! Between Kip and I there were a gazillion little Heinies all over the sand.


This one's a 4 baller, yo.



Kip loading his first shot.



I made him fake light it for the pic, then I ran about 20 yards away.



The moon was almost full but the night was just as crazy.



They very quickly tired of the one-shot cannon and decided to start roping them together for a real show.



Fire in the sky



He was really happy



These were the only sparklers we could find. They don't mess around with those little Pixie sticks here. These things were 3 feet long and flames shot out of them.



This was the arc I got off my sparkler.



Roasting marshmallows post-fireworks.



After about ten minutes.

I'm joking. It was more like fifteen.

OH! Did I mention we discovered a new type of car? It's called a Honda "Asteroid", and our Friend Who Shall Remain Nameless crash landed it in the sand.


We "painted" the car in photoshop so he would remain anonymous.


Crazy.


The crator left behind by the Honda "Asteroid".



We had a pretty sweet bonfire going towards the end of the night.



Beau and his girlfriend Mandy who was visiting from the States.



Kip chatting with his BFF Drew while smokin a Cuban.

 
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