On the way to the Ag building this morning we stopped off at a Texaco for coffee and breakfast.
(Note to Dad: I don't usually buy breakfast, however this morning I conveniently left my bagel with peanut butter and jelly on the roof of my car and drove away. But don't worry, I have my passport tucked safely away. Somewhere.)
Kip was already at the checkout when I walked up with my coffee and banana bread. As the cashier rang up our order, I glanced down and saw what Kip had chosen for his morning snack:
Mmmmm....sounds delicious.
These people are insane.
Apparently this island has a blasphemer's tax. Good to know.
8 people had something to say:
Holy crap, that is awesome.
Why shouldn't it be Kosher? It's Old Testament.
Holy crap is right!
What's with the 'good poop'. Is that like 'holy crap'?
At first I was confused- you can get breakfast at Texaco? It was creeping me out. But I see you just got coffee and prepackaged snacks, so that's ok. A kosher Bible Bar? That just doesn't make sense. The Jews don't refer to it as the Old Testament; it's called the Torah. So that's just weirdness all over the place. Maybe Christians buy more snacks and it's a marketing ploy!
I love it. And now I need one...just so I can say that I have one. No other reason than that. Then I can take it with me to all sorts of events of debauchery and when someone tells me to stop going I can be all like "No, I'm good. I've got my Bible Bar with me."
The real question is how did it taste?
I also want to know how it tastes. Sounds promising, though I think I would feel guilty eating just because of the whole hyper-Christian thing. Guilt is their racket, after all, right?
LiteralDan 2:5: Yea, and He said Let all oils of soybeans be hydrogenated but only partially, in His image, and it was so.
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