Tonight we had a going away dinner for one of our classmates Danetra.
[Short version: money's tight, loans are scarce, and Danetra is taking off a semester to look at alternative options.]
When shopping at Kirk's for the dinner, we purchased this interesting item: Heinz "Taste of Home Delightful Spotted Dick Pudding".
This small can of cake-like substance inspired many interesting quotes for the evening:
"I think its time to eat some dick."
"Will someone pull out my dick?"
"Where's the icing on my dick? There's icing in the picture. I want icing on my dick."
"Um, I think my dick needs to be microwaved."
"Maybe your dick oozes the icing after being warmed up?"
"Yup, hot dick tastes much better."
"This dick has a really weird aftertaste."
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